Premium flower, concentrates, rosin, edibles & more - handpicked by Shmu and the team.
Welcome to Shmu!
Welcome to our new website! Browse our menu using the categories below.
Menu is updated DAILY as inventory changes (sometimes multiple times per day).
Don't forget to check out our announcements for new drops and more!
Announcements
Latest drops, restocks, and updates
Flower
Indoor, exotic, smalls & everything in between
Concentrates
Hash, badders, sauce, RSO
Rosin
Solventless live hash rosin tiers
BHO
Shatter, fresh frozen, diamonds & sauce
Carts
Kind Prophet D&S, Skunkfoot rosin, GobShop
Edibles
Prophet Bars, brownies, gummies, syrups
Specials
End-of-bags & discounted items
Accessories
Rolling trays & extras
Delivery Hours
Open 7 days a week
Morning Hours: 10 AM – 1 PM (Must order the night before)
Normal Hours: 1 PM – 9 PM
Open 7 DAYS PER WEEK - including Sunday & Monday.
Cutoff for same-day delivery is 5 PM.
May work outside of these hours - DM for special requests.
Forms of Payment
Multiple options accepted
Cash (NO Fee)
Zelle (NO Fee)
Venmo (2% Fee)
CashApp (2.75% Fee)
Delivery & Pickup
No delivery fee - tips go 100% to the driver
Delivery Minimum: $200
Pickup Minimum: $120
Pickup available in NW DC.
Orders under $200 are NOT eligible for free promos, specials, or discounts we are running.
No delivery fee! Tips are appreciated but not necessary. (100% of tips go to the driver.)
Discount Programs
Veteran: 5% Off
Submit any documentation that shows you are a veteran and get 5% off all orders in perpetuity.
Compliance
i71 Compliant / Farm Bill Compliant
Over 1oz requires multiple transactions.
Must be 21 and older only.
Delivery anywhere in the District.
Nothing for sale - these are optional gifts.
DC gifts of locally grown flower.
DISCLAIMER: Listed price is the amount needed to be spent on art and/or consultation time to be eligible for the gift.